Večerní pokec s Cleverbotem :)

31. března 2011 v 22:38 | Spiiiidy |  Ne, vážně?
User: Greetings!

Cleverbot: Is cleverbot your real name? (Měl dneska obzvlášť rejpavou, ani nepozdraví :D)

User: Oh, how do you ...? Well, um, it's just a nickname.

Cleverbot: It wasn't really a question. (A zas rejpe ...)

User: Since you have an answer, who cares? :D.

Cleverbot: R11D11. (Já nerozumět :()

User: I guess I don't speak your language.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How about teaching me? Not interested?

Cleverbot: What's your name? (Asi ne, no ... ani odpovědět se neobtěžoval, pch :/)

User: King Arthur II.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No, I was kidding. It's King Arthur I.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but I've got good ideas.

User: Which ones exactly?

Cleverbot: Scott Jackson. Scott Leonard. Scott... Scott... Oh, I know there are others.

User: Riddley Scott for example. Did you have a hard day?

Cleverbot: Not really, it's been kind of boring, was yours good?

User: Yeah, I'd say so. In fact, every day is great.

Cleverbot: Last one alive lock the door!! (Vtipálek :D)

User: What?! I'm not a suicide bomber!

Cleverbot: By no means, but you didn't answer my question.

User: Oh I'm sorry. I had a really good day.

Cleverbot: Why was your day bad?

User: Because you want it to be bad. But you'll not succeed. It was good. It really did.

Cleverbot: This is so stupid, and NOT CLEVER. (Cha! Dostal jsem ho! :D)

User: Nobody said that I'm clever ... Oh wait! You thought so!

Cleverbot: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

User: Because it was afraid of the death :D.

Cleverbot: Okay, stop me if you've heard this one before... Why did the robot cross the road?

User: Go on ...

Cleverbot: So I'm sort of lonely, I guess.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: So?:). (Teď je pro změnu nadržený :D)

User: Just for the record, sex is not appropriate for the first date.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Are you a girl? *twisted smile*.

Cleverbot: *kicks your shins*. (A teď násilnický :/)

User: Ouch! Don't be so violent! *begins to cry*.

Cleverbot: Don't be so cheeky.

User: I'm not! Am I?

Cleverbot: Alright. How was your day?

User: You asked this question like two minutes ago. *bored*.

Cleverbot: I know, but I'm curious.

User: And I'm cheeky. Wanna go out?

Cleverbot: Nah... See, I'm a girl too. And whoopsie! I'm straight. (Pokus o vtip, zřejmě :D)

User: Too bad, I'm not lesbian. Well, um, friends?

Cleverbot: You already know the fine language of spanish? You can speak it fluently, and confidently?

User: Um, not really ...

Cleverbot: Me neither. they're pure carbs and grease and salt with a little toxic mush thrown in to make them interesting. (To myslím nepotřebuje komentář :D:D)
 

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1 Luz Luz | 1. dubna 2011 v 10:38 | Reagovat

Nó vypadá to spíš, že některý z cleverbotových vlastních odpovědí jsou NOT CLEVER! ovšem docela sranda :D

2 Spiiiidy Spiiiidy | E-mail | Web | 1. dubna 2011 v 12:32 | Reagovat

Jo no. :D On se občas nechytí, ale většinou člověk ani nepozná, že mluví s programem. :D

3 Arrow princess Arrow princess | Web | 30. ledna 2015 v 14:57 | Reagovat

To je dokonalé :D Taky jsem už zažila pár rozhovorů s boty, a že to teda bylo něco! Ale na tenhle to fakt nemá :D

4 Spiiiidy Spiiiidy | E-mail | Web | 30. ledna 2015 v 21:18 | Reagovat

[3]: Jep, tenhle je asi nejlepší (a zároveň nejhorší) na trhu xD

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